As mentioned in "About Me," I was nearing fifty and feeling deprived-I had inadequate kitchen utensils. Rather than roll around in my "I'm 50 and am not even married" muck, I decided to salvage what I could of the day and have a party. This would be my "I'm Never Getting Married" 50th birthday party, complete with a "never-getting-married wedding dress!" Although I don't have many friends, as Facebook will verify, many people did come out of sheer curiosity. This is fine as I recieved many nice gifts since I'd registered at Target including a dust buster, a bright red teapot, a George Foreman grill, two sets of measuring cups, many baking dishes, towels, etc., and a "grow-a-man," just add water. My biggest present was from my brothers, a telescope, no kitchen would be complete without one.
